Smooth as a baby's bottom Идиома
Smooth as a baby's bottom
If something is smooth as a baby's bottom, it has a regular, flat surface.
Smooth as a baby's bottom
If article is bland as a baby's bottom, it has a regular, collapsed surface.
(as) bland as a baby's bottom
Very bland and soft, with no imperfections. Have you approved this amber mousse? It has an absurd acidity and is bland as a baby's bottom. I love how your face feels afterwards you shave—it's as bland as a baby's bottom! Regular spa facials accumulate my face activity bland as a baby's bottom.Learn more: bottom, smooth
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